For a highly critical person like myself, the most wonderful thing about the year’s end (even better than the drinking!) is the opportunity to pass judgment on the year in review. For eleven and a half months, one is obliged to bite one’s tongue, employ euphemisms and seek the positive in any given situation. But come late December, everyone feels entitled to proclaim the “ins” and “outs”, the “best” and “worst” of absolutely everything. Hurrah! Nothing Santa could squeeze down the chimney could ever bring me more joy! But now that the moment of truth has arrived, the egg nog, yule log and genial spirit of auld lang syne have combined to mellow my mood, and I find myself looking back over 2008 with nothing but warm, fuzzy feelings for the efforts of all authors who have given of themselves and their talents (albeit in varying degrees) to enrich the literary heritage of our region.
That said, I have no difficulty declaring David Liss’s novel, The Whiskey Rebels, the Biggest Disappointment of the Year. Not because it is actually bad, but simply because it did not live up to my expectations. By the same token, Drummer for the Mob, the debut novel by local author Frank Catanzano, easily rates the Happiest Surprise of ’08 award. When I took this book on vacation over the summer, some rather cheesy cover art and an Author House imprint led me to expect a vaguely embarrassing, self-serving melodrama by a Mario Puzo wannabe. Braced for the worst, I was delighted to discover a well-written, genuinely entertaining tale loaded with laughs and a palpable nostalgia for the excesses of the disco era.
Described as a cross between “Saturday Night Fever” and “Goodfellas,” “Drummer” tells the adventures of twentysomething Frankie Severino of the Nite Lites, a “quartet of part-time musicians and full-time goombahs” that became the go-to group for mobsters who ran Pittsburgh’s after-hours clubs in the 1970s. Burning the candle at both ends, Frankie works for a PR firm by day and then plays with the band from 1 a.m. until dawn “for individuals who just can’t say no to the night.” He can neither afford to quit his day job nor bear to surrender the lifestyle of a popular musician, which includes an endless supply of drinks and drugs and Qiana-clad, halter-topped groupies in the halcyon days before either AIDS or herpes. He is more amused than concerned by the criminal aspect of his employment, which adds excitement and an absurd sort of glamour to a tough gig. It is only when Frankie falls for the lovely underage Toni and attempts to transition from young blood to responsible adult that he discovers the terms of his business arrangement do not include an exit option.
Outrageous characters and lots of local color enrich the story, but the real bada-bing comes from the author’s terrific tongue-in-cheek tough-guy narrative style. For instance: “…She reached into her purse and extracted an impressive silver 357 magnum and pointed it directly at Mr. Mope. … Having earned a college degree in communications, I got a sense of what this lady was trying to communicate to Mr. Mope, and … dove for cover, rapido.”
And: “Chaos reigned and the paramedics were summoned. Two guys rushed in and examined the guy, but it was too late. He was dead, apparently of a heart attack. That kind of put a damper on the evening for all of us, and especially for that guy.”
And: “Here it was, nearly five in the morning, and Johnny and I, dressed in our colorful band costumes, stuck out like a couple of turds floating in the punchbowl at the junior prom.”
Okay, perhaps it won’t win a Pulitzer Prize, but Drummer for the Mob will win hearts, and gets my award for the year’s favorite.
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